October202014
wtf-fun-factss:

 Daniel Tammet, Interesting people of the week -  WTF fun facts

wtf-fun-factss:

Daniel Tammet, Interesting people of the week -  WTF fun facts

1AM

jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

(Source: stayuglystayangry, via daisymerollinjoints)

1AM
companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

(via lesbiancolors)

October162014

Reblog for a horrible pun in your inbox.

thefandomshaveinvaded:

I don’t care how many or how few, I will make sure everyone gets one.

(via bradysayssafetyfirst)

9PM

(Source: buttpriestess, via langleav)

October82014

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

(via dontbesuchaguppy)

9PM

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via dutchster)

9PM
9PM
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lyricallyicarus:

tangarang:

are there any benefits to turning 17? 16 was driving,18 is adult hood.

there is none

its the null year. 

you become a dancing queen

young and sweet

only seventeen

(via roses-souls)

9PM
“Other people are not medicine.” It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via lesbi-honest-girls)

9PM

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

(Source: romoon, via roses-souls)

9PM

vinegod:

When you come home and hear a noise in the house. by DeStorm Power

9PM

vinegod:

Thugs always clap when they talk. by Klarity

(via vinegod)

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