July222014

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via lesbiancolors)

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swolizard:

I feel really bad for people who won’t ever be able to see me naked in person

(via lesbiancolors)

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July202014

Had so much fun last night! While bartending a class reunion one guy had me pour shots of wine and beer for everyone there. And the last one was sweet tea, Pinot noir and beer.

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